Friday, July 6, 2012

The Most Badass Movies

I have seen some movies. Some movies are more badass than the others. Here are some of the most badass movies I have ever watched:

Commando (1985)
Directed by: Mark L. Lester
A classic from Arnie. Who cares about the plot. Who cares about the characters. If you really want to got Schadenfreude, seeing hundreds of goons slaughtered by a one-man-army, you have to see this movie!

Black Hawk Down (2001)
Directed by: Ridley Scott
When I heard about "The Battle of Mogadishu" for the first time, I wonder why no Holywood movie was made to depict it. Amazingly, 3 months later they launch this movie. What a movie! This movie really kicks serious ass by depicting the battle almost non-stop, almost from the very beginning until the last second. Watch it.

Wasabi (2001)
Directed by: Gérard Krawczyk
This is a French movie about Jean Reno protecting his Japanese daughters and because of that, he slaughters all yakuzas in Tokyo. Nuff said.

Shoot'em Up (2007)
Directed by: Michael Davis
Do you like Hongkong action movie? Do you love over-the-top action like in the Matrix trilogy? Do you got a huge boner everytime a kick-ass protagonist slaughters hundreds and hundreds of goons? Then Shoot'em Up is a true porn for you.

Taken (2008)
Directed by: Pierre Morel
This is a French movie about Liam Neeson slaughters half of Paris. Nuff said ....

Punisher: War Zone (2008)
Directed by: Lexi Alexander
The Punisher is my favorite comic-book characters. He makes sure every single criminal that crossed his way pays. Usually with their life. And this is not about the payment, but HOW they paid. I recommend the Punisher MAX series from Garth Ennis, especially "The Enslaver" series. I am ecstatic when I heard they made this movie. I have a very high hope and this movie really exceeded it.  When I saw this movie in the theatre, even before its credits rolled, I know I have to watch this in the theatre at least one more time! Watch it, and see how Frank Castle deals with monsters from our underworld.

The Expendables (2010)
Directed by: Silvester Stallone
Silvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis in one scene? Jet Li, Jason Statham Randy Couture, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Dolph Lundgren as its supporting characters? This man is so manly that I almost die of testosterone poisoning in the theatre.

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)
Directed by: Neveldine/Taylor
A perfect movie ... I already wrote a separate review about it.

That is all for now. Tell me if I miss any badass movie.

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