Showing posts with label Smartphone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smartphone. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Bright Color Animals, Poison, and Apple Inc


A non-poisonous frog.
Taken from wikipedia
A poison dart frog
Aposematism
There is one simple wisdom about our environment: bright color animals are usually poisonous! The idea is, the color warns their predators wannabe: "If you eat me, you will die too!" And this is not a mere anecdote or superstition. It's a real biological phenomena called aposematism. Poison dart frog, coral snake, etc use this tactic to survive.

But, since this is an imperfect world, a freeloader is inevitable. Many other animals who are not poisonous at all, develop similar bright colors through evolution. This way they can keep many predators away without the need to produce any kind of poison. There is also a scientific term for that: Batesian mimicry. The 2 frogs on the picture are examples of aposematism & Batesian mimicry.

Note that those Batesian mimics does NOT want to be freeloaders. Evolution here is not about the choice of the freeloaders, since they can't choose the color of their skins. It is about the choice of their predators! It is the predators who choose to avoid bright frogs for example, making bright frogs thrive, regardless whether they really poisonous or not. 


Aposematism in Business world
Same thing happens in our consumer-capitalist world.

In the animal world, bright color indicates poison. In the capitalist world, high price indicates high quality. Of course it is reasonable to charge higher if you have better goods/services. But that makes people think that high price per se is equal with high quality! You know what I am talking right? The overprice shits they sell on infomercials, caviars, etc. Oh, I almost forget, the biggest offender here is APPLE INC. ! They sell overprice products that basically do more or less the same, or even less in comparison with their competitors like Microsoft, Asus, Google, HTC, etc.

First I thought people who buy Apple products REPEATEDLY are just dumb. How come Steve Jobs' overpriced handphone, tablet, and computers used by so many? 

But after second thought, they are not dumb. The ridiculously high price IS part of the charm. That way Apple can claim how "different" they are from other computer producers. That way its users can boast "See this overprice shit with Apple logo on it? Yeah baby, MY PARENTS BUY IT FOR ME, unlike your poor or stingy parents! LOSER!" It is like if those batesian mimics boasting how poisonous they are to their peers too? No no, actually it is like some predators boasting that they avoid some bright frogs. "See how smart I am? I know that is poisonous so I avoid it!" the problem is, they actually got duped. They avoid harmless frogs. They boast their own ignorance. Never mind, most important is, they can boast. Let them be happy.

So Apple fanboys are not idiots. They are just jerks. Certified jerks. And there is another difference too. In the animal world, only the predators influence the process of aposematism and Batesian mimicries. In our capitalist world, both the producers (preys) and consumers (predators) decide his process. So, in other words: Apple Inc. is not an accidental freeloaders. They consciously choose to be freeloaders. Hey, who can blame them, they only want to squeeze tons of money from their customers ... sorry my bad, from their fanboys and worshipers.

Steve Jobs is the best milker of all time. Let's see whether Tim Cook can milk people as good as good ol' Steve!



Friday, September 21, 2012

iOS 6 Maps Sucks Ass so Hard That ...

From this site
Ah, iPhone 5 was launched, and all Apple fanboys cheers. One problem though ... they can't find google map apps anymore. Due to their competition, Apple decided to ditch as many Google services as they can, and replace it with theirs. So, instead of Google maps, iPhone 5 users got iOS 6 Maps. Okay, is it any good? Nah, it sucks ass. Hard. REALLY hard.

It places some museums underwater. It refuses to give any clue how to use public transportation. It named many places erroneously. Here, an article from CNN reporting that. BBC also reports similar phenomena. And if you are interested in performance comparison with google maps, CNET UK has an excellent collection. 

That means, "iOS 6 Maps" sucks ass so hard that ...
  • every iPhone 5 "hip" user's throat is currently on the other side of their butthole.
  • its "hip & stylish" owner's hair stop growing.
  • the "super-hip & stylish" iPhone 5 owners are in constant danger from dehydration.
  • the "super-funky-hip & stylish" Apple fans has to learn to breath in vacuum.
  • all "super-duper-funky-hip & stylish" Apple fanboys' scalp already surround their ass.
  • the devotees of Steve Jobs religion can use their fully-clothed-buttock as a vacuum cleaner to clean their exotic Persian rug ... while STANDING!
  • Apple can proclaim a justifiable claim that they are the center of the Universe. The suction is so powerful that it forcefully pull every ass in the universe toward Apple's HQ.
Nice to hear that! Finally an Apple product could entertain sane people who refuse to buy it! Nice to see some random people suddenly got imploded with their ass as the singularity point!  

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Membuat Baterai BlackBerry Tahan 4 hari

Adik saya, seorang penggemar tehnologi, benar² heran. Setelah dia memiliki sebuah smartphone Android, seperti orang² Indonesia kebanyakan, dia masih harus membeli BlackBerry. Dia memilih BlackBerry 9780/Onyx 2. Semua orang sudah memperingatkan dia, sama seperti Androidnya, BB itu biasanya harus dicharge sehari sekali. Namun, pada kenyataannya, adik saya cuma perlu mencharge BB itu 4 hari sekali.

Huh? Kok bisa? Dia sendiri sempat kaget, tapi setelah dia perhatikan, ternyata itu cuma konsekuensi logis dari cara dia menggunakan BB tsb. Ini dia triknya:

1) Trik standard: matikan semua apps kecuali 5 apps utama: telephone, messages, BBM, home, & browser
Rasanya semua orang sudah melakukan trik dasar ini.

2) Setiap kali dia menyelesaikan "chat" di BBM, dia tidak malas mengklik "end chat."
Kebanyakan orang cuma mengklik "Back" padahal ini artinya chat tsb tidak mati. Chat tsb masih aktif di background, menguras batere.

3) SELEKTIFLAH DALAM MEMBERIKAN PIN MU!!
Banyak orang tak sadar, memiliki 100 contact di BB itu berbeda dengan memiliki 100 contact di dumb-phone. Smartphone itu intinya adalah komputer kecil. Contact di smartphone itu adalah daftar PEKERJAAN yang harus terus menerus dikerjakan smartphonemu. Misalnya, BB itu terus menerus memeriksa apakah contact tsb mengubah status atau fotonya. Makin banyak contact di BBmu, makin banyak batere terkuras setiap kali OS mengerjakan contact² tsb.

4) SELEKTIFLAH DALAM MEMBERIKAN PIN MU!!
Sekali lagi, selektif dalam memberikan PIN BB itu PENTING! Memberikan PIN BB ke sembarang orang juga berarti banyak orang tak jelas akan mengirim "Broadcast Message" tak jelas . Broadcast Message tak jelas bukan cuma membuat jengkel, tapi juga menguras bateremu.

5) Matikan BlackBerry ketika hendak tidur
Semua manusia butuh waktu istirahat. Adik saya benar² tak mau tidur malamnya terganggu. Menghemat batere BB tsb selama dia tidur adalah bonus besarnya. Saran dari adik saya: gunakan fitur auto on/off untuk MEMAKSA anda tidur maupun bangun.

Semoga berguna.