iOS 6 Maps Sucks Ass so Hard That ...

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Ah, iPhone 5 was launched, and all Apple fanboys cheers. One problem though ... they can't find google map apps anymore. Due to their competition, Apple decided to ditch as many Google services as they can, and replace it with theirs. So, instead of Google maps, iPhone 5 users got iOS 6 Maps. Okay, is it any good? Nah, it sucks ass. Hard. REALLY hard.

It places some museums underwater. It refuses to give any clue how to use public transportation. It named many places erroneously. Here, an article from CNN reporting that. BBC also reports similar phenomena. And if you are interested in performance comparison with google maps, CNET UK has an excellent collection. 

That means, "iOS 6 Maps" sucks ass so hard that ...

• every iPhone 5 "hip" user's throat is currently on the other side of their butthole.
• its "hip & stylish" owner's hair stop growing.
• the "super-hip & stylish" iPhone 5 owners are in constant danger from dehydration.
• the "super-funky-hip & stylish" Apple fans has to learn to breath in vacuum.
• all "super-duper-funky-hip & stylish" Apple fanboys' scalp already surround their ass.
• the devotees of Steve Jobs religion can use their fully-clothed-buttock as a vacuum cleaner to clean their exotic Persian rug ... while STANDING!
• Apple can proclaim a justifiable claim that they are the center of the Universe. The suction is so powerful that it forcefully pull every ass in the universe toward Apple's HQ.

Nice to hear that! Finally an Apple product could entertain sane people who refuse to buy it! Nice to see some random people suddenly got imploded with their ass as the singularity point!