Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Amazing Quotes 6: George Carlin

From: Wikipedia
Some great quotes from, IMHO, the greatest stand-up comedian of all time: George Carlin.

"Much more important is to teach children TO QUESTION what they read!! Children should be taught to question everything they read, everything they hear!Children should be taught to question authority!! Parents never teach their children to question authority because ... parents are authority figure themselves, parents don't want to undermine their own bullsh*t inside their household!"

If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.“

When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.“

I'm completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.“

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.“

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.“

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.“

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