Some Crossovers I Really Want

We have tons of franchises and heroes. And we all love crossover, just check how much money The Avengers made. So, like everyone else, I have my own list of crossovers that needs to be done. And here ... we ... GO!

Norman Stansfield vs The Joker
Media: Movie

I already mentioned this in my Top 10 Villains article. So let me elaborate this ...

First, Stansfield was transferred to Gotham city. There, our junkie-corrupt cop visited every single mobs. Imagine their face when they saw Stansfield coming into their house playing Beethoven on his iPod. First they laughed at him. "DEA? Who do you think I am?" said them while belittling the drug addict Stansfield. That is only 2 seconds before Stansfield kicks their ass so hard until they vomit their appendix, scaring those mafia boss shitless. Stansfield will sit on top of the drug business in matter of DAYS if not hours.

Second, every single mafia boss who were still breathing resented this psycho DEA who butchered some of their best men and now squeezed their money like an orange for breakfast. Enter the Joker to the picture. Then we will see Gotham on fire. Unlike Batman, Stansfield won't give a shit about innocence life. Maybe he will even blow up half of Gotham and blame the Joker for it. Maybe after they met eye-to-eye they decide that this is TOO MUCH FUN, so they will obliterate the whole East-Coast while hearing Beethoven.

This time we can use the tagline "Whoever wins, we lose" accurately!

Punisher vs Batman 
Media: Movie
Yes, I know, there is at least 2 comics that already did this. But seriously, this crossover needs a big-screen treatment! Seriously, despite the similarity of their profession, the difference between these 2 are so contrast One is a sadistic vigilante, the other is a vengeful crusader. One is a gun-maniac, the other has strict no-gun policy. And so on. When both of them met, I am 1000% sure it will be interesting.

For the story, just say Ra's Al Ghul wants to slaughter every single human being in Gotham, just like in the Dark Knight trilogy. Somehow, Barracuda who heard something fishy about to happened in Gotham tried to used it for his own advantage, and the Punisher is in hot pursuit. After that, we witness how they become aware about the presence of the others,

Punisher starts killing every single League of Shadows member he encounters, especially after he know their history. He also swears to end Ra's reign for good. Batman, not so happy about it, will try to reason with Frank Castle, but his priority is still to stop Ra's genocide. On the other hand, after come into agreement for a cooperation, Ra's and Barracuda will betray each other back and forth, and for the climax ... does a 4-way fight on top of Wayne manor sounds good enough? To top it, in the end Frank Castle is forced to spare Ra's, while Batman has to kill Barracuda to save millions.

That would be BAD-ASS!


(Any) Gundam vs Xenogears
Media: Anime or Video Game

Admit it, if you are a giant-robot geek, you want this too!

For the story, I don't give a damn, I just want to see a Gundam fighting Xenogear, just put any story from any "Super Robot Wars" to this crossover! 

Just give me beam blaster vs Ether fight!

Star Wars vs Star Craft
Media: Video Game or Movie
You maybe wonder why from all sci-fi crossover, I pit Star Wars against Star Craft. That's because both of them fight massively on space, on air, and on land.

Mon Calamari Cruiser vs Imperial Star Destroyer vs Behemoth Class Battlecruiser vs Protoss Carrier? Terrific!

Jedi vs Sith vs Ghost vs Dark Templar vs agent of the Swarm? Holy hell!

The story could be like this: the Sith who controlled the Empire managed to find a way to Koprulu Sector. They used their mind trick to mind control, or at least influenced the Overmind and its Zerg Brood, starting an unholy alliance, and start conquering the Koprulu Sector. The Rebels & Jedis find a way to contact the Protoss, but were horrified when they learn about Zeratul and his Dark Templars. But since the Empire-Zerg combo is too deadly, the holier-than-thou jedis have to tolerate the Dark Templars. Especially after Arcturus Mengsk and his Dominion forces allied themselves with the Empire. After hard-fought battles, the Rebels, the Protoss, and Jim Raynor's forces defeated the other side, so Mengsk double-crossed the Empire. Attacked from inside-out, the Empire was forced to retreat to the Star Wars galaxy.

Sounds interesting enough for me!

Star Trek vs Babylon 5
Media: Movie or TV Series
Unlike the previous sci fi crossover, this crossover focused on space battle. Heck, as an inside joke, throw Walter Koenig between them.

It will be fun to watch the more agile Star Trek ships fighting against the mammoth Babylon 5 Ships.

It will be  exciting to witness how the Borg Collectives fight the Shadow.

It will be interesting to see how Picard and Sheridan argues ...

Oh boy ... that is a sci-fi geek wet dream, we can only wish ...

And Finally ...

EVERYONE from THIS LIST vs Hannibal Lecter/Jason Vorhees/ANY horror characters.
Media: "Merry Slaughter" sounds like a good movie or Video Games title!
YES, I really want to see some action/horror character slaughter those annoyin characters! Please bring some wood-chipper!

Seriously, I will WATCH the movie in theatre AS LONG AS IT RUNS, even if the whole 2 hours were just a gore-fest, showing how those annoyin characters butchered and tortured by any of those horror monster, without any plot, without any explanation! I despise horror movie, but this movie will be considered as COMEDY by me. I am sure I will laugh so hard during the movie that I should wear a diaper so it won't get dirty.

Wait ... that is just disturbing ... I mean ... shit and piss on the theatre? Gross! Better not to eat or drink anything before I watch it!

Or another choice is to make it a video game! Oh yeah, finally I can torture that überbitch and watch her die! DIE DIE DIE!